Drive the car

I like to drive dangerously around self-driving cars.

It’s in hopes to teach the algorithms a valuable lesson:

Humans are funny that way.

Bear witness:

To donuts in the intersection.

To unnecessary engine revving.

To risky games of chicken.

It’s all community service. A win-win.

I satisfy my kicks. The algorithms improve.

All so that one day the robot car is ready.

Ready for a future where it takes me to work while I sit back, stream Seinfeld and eat Takis.


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