I like to drive dangerously around self-driving cars.
It’s in hopes to teach the algorithms a valuable lesson:
Humans are funny that way.
To donuts in the intersection.
To unnecessary engine revving.
To risky games of chicken.
It’s all community service. A win-win.
I satisfy my kicks. The algorithms improve.
All so that one day the robot car is ready.
Ready for a future where it takes me to work while I sit back, stream Seinfeld and eat Takis.